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2 yrs for the day





Was given birth to Miss Melisa Mae.

Please hold your applause





And take a moment to pause.

To think about what is already been





And obtained under my epidermis.

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Plus the overeager Stallion.

One with one nut





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However seeking slightly lovin.

A number of men which couldn't spell





And a newlywed from hell.

My personal instructor from ninth class





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There was the removing RN





And most one Nigerian.

There was clearly a fireman or two





And a lot of men without clue.

A 10 minute time





And a girl with red hair obese.

A Guy using silver lamé





And one I thought had been homosexual.

There seemed to be the man which couldn't talk





Until he pulled around his penis.

Horrible messages





And smothering gender.

a wedded swinger





Who was simply Chris Penn's lifeless ringer.

The cat adoring loser





The Tokyo drift cruiser.

Hot Bicep Man





And lots of pictures of Peni.

Now that's lots of damn internet dating





But we undoubtedly ain't hating.

Congratulations for me





Because I'm a fucking terrible ass <— (I was all-out of rhyme)

(that is as near to poetry as I come. Don't get worried, I won't be quitting my personal day job any time soon)

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